this post is perfect from start to finish
me walking away from my responsibilities
That fucking head shake near the end.
… Clockodiles? Is that pun very bad?
somewhere captain hook is shitting himself
I don’t want to meet my favorite band member in a fanbase setting so they have to be nice to me I want to meet them in a spontaneous situation where they accidentally run into me on the street and spill my coffee on me and apologize profusely and insist on buying me another one and then fall hopelessly in love with me bc my wit and charm are so undeniably intriguing idk too much to ask maybe idk
at 5am you either feel like you can rule the world or like you’ve just been run over by a truck there is no inbetween
Isaac (The Fault in Our Stars)
Friendly reminder that Gus is so fucking pretentious that EVERYONE knew. You guys aren’t funny by shitting on TFIOS because of it. The lines you are “complaining” about, or whatever it is you are doing, come FROM THE FUCKING BOOK. You guys are just as pretentious as him and maybe you should read the book and give two fucks about what the characters say and don’t be an asshole.
This has been a PSA
Dan & Phil + rainbow colours
“i want to wear shorts because it’s hot but i really hate my legs” an autobiography
“I want to wear shorts but i didnt shave” the sequel.
“I want to wear shorts but I don’t tan and I’d rather not blind you” The trilogy
“I want to wear shorts but my huge dick always sticks out” a pop-up book
a pop up book
Paramore ruined my life meme: ♥ Favorite music videos [3/5] “The Only Exception”
“Id never sing of love, If it does not exist .”
send me an ask about a fandom i know nothing about and i will summarize it as best i can